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i’m not talking about the

underwater thingTM

i am talking about the

delicious bready

stuffed food item

filled with onions steak

&

cheesy cheesy cheese

(& Maybe Some Peppers

Thrown In There Too!)

Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?

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I can’t wait for fall.

The cool crisp air,

The crunchy leaves,

The explosion of color.

I want the pumpkin spice

everything.

I want

Autumn Sunshine.

Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?

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absolutely

nothing

i

miss

you

so much

(please come home)

Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?

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It’s not even 11:30am today and I’m tired.

I woke up early and for the past few days I’ve been stressed out of my mind.

I’ve gotten a ton of things done.

And I have more things to do.

But I’m stressed. My TMJ is coming back and I’ve been sleep eating again (which I do when I’m under a lot of stress).

I’m running myself ragged.

So today I’m going to rest.

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Viktor Athelstan

Viktor Athelstan

Known as The Mediaeval Monk on Instagram, Viktor Athelstan writes about medieval monks, magic, and more. On Medium he writes about whatever he wants.