She drinks beer
She Eats bURGERS
Her SKIN is NATURAL
MAKEUP?
HA! she doesn’t know her!
Breast Implants?
What are THOSE?!
She Doesn’t Shop.
No!
She Plays VIDEO GAMES!
.
.
(i think i am in love!)
Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?
Would ya be offended if I compared ya to a summer’s day? (Oh screw it, I’ll do it anyway!)
U r nice and temperature
Like a hurricane destroying flowers in May
Summer vacation is much too shortature
The sun burns my flesh and shines
But tans yours so angrily
Eventually summer has to decline
Your bush is trimmed so unchangingly
I guess summer will not die
How I want you forever!
Our parents threaten us oh me oh my
When we shrivel and wrinkle it will be an endeavor
You’d have to be deaf or blind not to realize it
But you’ll live forever in this poem dammit!
Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?
Her eyes are the color of gold
They most certainly do not remind me of mold
If swimming in melted gold didn’t cause such pain
I would wish to dive into her eyes again
How I love the color of her eyes
They remind me of a winter sunrise
Dear God they make me want to sing
Perhaps I shall take her hand put upon it a ring
One day I will make her my wife
And our marriage will be without such strife
Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?
I play the piano
She smokes a cigarette
The room fills with a smoky haze
Just like her eye shadow
I kiss her ruby red lips
She kisses me back
She tastes like an ashtray
I hate it
Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?
I thought I loved her
Her soft skin
Her beautiful eyes
Her gorgeous hair
But it turns out
I only loved
the
idea
of
her
