She’s Not Like Other Girls

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She drinks beer

She Eats bURGERS

Her SKIN is NATURAL

MAKEUP?

HA! she doesn’t know her!

Breast Implants?

What are THOSE?!

She Doesn’t Shop.

No!

She Plays VIDEO GAMES!

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(i think i am in love!)

Part of my parody poem series. It’s literally all my bad poetry. Some of it is deliberately bad. Some of it I wrote when I thought I could write poetry. Guess what category this belongs to?

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Known as The Mediaeval Monk on Instagram, Viktor Athelstan writes about medieval monks, magic, and more. On Medium he writes about whatever he wants.

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Viktor Athelstan

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Known as The Mediaeval Monk on Instagram, Viktor Athelstan writes about medieval monks, magic, and more. On Medium he writes about whatever he wants.

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